Tuesday, November 1, 2011

Who's Got The Power?

When last you saw your favorite (*ahem*) blogger, she was upset about the fact that her natural father had bailed on her.  Well, then her world turned topsy turvy again when she received an early trick for Halloween.  A FREAKING FOOT OF SNOW AND NO POWER SINCE SATURDAY AT 6:30PM. 

Phew.  THAT felt nice to just write it down.  What the fuck, ladies and gentlemen, WHAT.THE.FUCK.

I was doing okay…really, I was fine.  Until I left the comfort (*snort*) of my 54 degree dark-as-a-damn-cave house this morning to find my car’s windshields and windows covered by Sunoco bumper stickers.  You see, even though my town had postponed Halloween until this Thursday, a group of teenagers had come around in the middle of the night onto our street and decided my beautiful Jeep would “make a great place for a Stick-up”.  The straw that broke the camel’s back, my friends.  I was leaving the house early to get to the gym at work so I’d be able to take a hot shower and instead, found myself in the driveway pulling stupid stickers off my car.  Seriously???

::grumble grumble::  Take your stickers and shove them up your asses.

And so, in all the hustle and bustle of the past few days, I’d almost allowed myself to forget that it’s November.  You know what that means, don't you?  Yupper...National Adoption Month (NAM).  Almost forgot that it’s time to learn all about how wonderful adoption is…read about this adoptive parent or that adoptive parent patting themselves on the back for “saving” a child from a horrible fate.

Not in the mood for rainbows and unicorn farts this month…just saying.  Ya’ll better watch out…Christina’s on a rampage


  1. We lost our power Saturday night and didn't get it back until late Sunday. But we lost our phone, which in our house is a pretty big deal because my mom's been sick and we need to be able to call for help if we need to. So that just came back on today.

    I think we've had enough of this crazy weather, don't you think?

  2. Ugh! I think I would have cried! We got our power back early Sunday a.m. but then when I got to work I had no power and had to work w/ my coat and gloves on. Ever type on your stupid blackberry with gloves? LOL


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